louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY

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poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

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HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

(Quelle: ofabeautifulnight)

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ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

(Quelle: panic-at-the-barricade)

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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

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trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Quelle: catleecious)

1.164.517 Anmerkungen 

itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

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adiostoreadumb:

trainerhawk:

caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

MY LIFE IS A LIE

Animal Crossing confirmed for a town of a bunch of people in fursuits

adiostoreadumb:

trainerhawk:

caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

MY LIFE IS A LIE

Animal Crossing confirmed for a town of a bunch of people in fursuits

84.144 Anmerkungen 

"I think there’s something in the way, Captain."

(Quelle: motorcyclles)

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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
image

(Quelle: basedgosh)

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It’s not that hard
That really unhelpful person (via captainarlert)

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